’cause if you don’t, they’ll get you!  Learn to aim with this Groupon:  $55 for a shooting-range package for two with an intro lesson, targets, and firearms at Article 2 Gun Range in Lombard ($106 value).  Limit one per person; additional one as gift.  They’ve already sold almost 700 of these – extraordinary – – glad you’re all planning ahead…

After a 30-minute safety class, shooters spend the next 30 minutes undergoing a beginner shooting class and take aim at targets from a more than 25-yard range. Firearms ranging from rifles to pistols are available for rental, and each guest is equipped with eye and ear protection. A firearm owner’s identification card is not required to participate.