I’ve often wondered what happens when the single rose you got as a youngin turns into a bouquet (and the bloom has left the rose) … well, now I know – and it’s damned expensive.  Yowser!

Today’s Groupon is a choice of two options from National Center for Integrative Medicine in Joliet:

For $199, you get a consultation and up to six spider-vein leg treatments (a $900 value).

For $999, you get a consultation and up to 10 tattoo removal treatments on a 2″x2″ colored area (a $3,500 value).

For those thinking about getting a tattoo….read the above carefully…