They had tarot card readers – mine told me not to buy green bananas – gee, wonder what she meant by that?

and face readers

Seriously, though, they should probably have been telling us all to stay away from the cotton candy, popcorn

and hard cider

and booze balls (aka cocktail caviar).  I sucked down enough of these little suckers to see Jesus…no wait, that was the Hilton shower.  And because blogging conventions are so stressful…