Just got this email:    Thank you for your interest in a free Get Ready hand-washing timer. We regret to inform you that do (it’s DUE, you doofus!) to our (YOUR) overwhelming response to the offer and limited supplies we were unable to fulfill your request.  but thanks for giving all your deets to Colgate-Palmolive for nothing.  suckerz. obviously the bold comments and corrections in parenthesis are mine …

Meijer Madness has a link for for up to 3 free hand washing timers from American Health Public Association (sponsored in part by Colgate-Palmolive).  Click here and fill in the blanks.  Your timer(s) will ship within 4 to 6 weeks.  Check out her the other good stuff here.