Hate to be sexist here, but if this is the current uniform, personal attacks on cab drivers are more understandable.  This Groupon is $15 for $30 worth of costumes and accessories at Fantasy Costumes in Portage Park.  With your luck, the driver will be more like Michael McDonald’s Mofaz the Depressed Persian Tow Truck Driver character from MadTV.

Deets:  Expires Sep 11, 2011.  Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. In-store only. Valid for sale items.