Here are the winners, which makes the rest of you …eager to enter my next giveaway!  Will the following people please send me your addys at the Contact Tab on the top.  I’d rather not have the info on the public page.  Thanks to everyone for entering and making us all laugh with your clever comments.  You’re the best.

 Nat is the only one who has not contacted me with address info.  Bad Nat.

Update: I’ve clipped my fingers to the bone and am increasing the number of winners to 15!  Yes, that’s right, fifteen readers will each get 10 of the 8/14 S coupons and 10 of the 9/11 S coupons for a total of 20 – we’re talking about 40 packs of free gum each.  Even if you don’t chew gum, think of how much the treat or treaters will enjoy this (sure beats the hell out of those “fun” size candy bars).

Note:  Don’t forget that you can get rain checks and wait until stock comes in.  The IVC goes through the end of October and there’s no messy RRs to deal with.

I have quite a few of the 9/11 S inserts with the $1/2 Mentos coupon – way, way more than a herd of cows could chew – so I’ve decided to run a quickie giveaway:  Ten readers will each receive an envelope of 20 coupons.  You’re looking at 40 packs of gum for high tax (damn you, pat quinn).  Since the Wags sale starts tomorrow and you can’t return with your coupons after the sale, I’m making this a quickie:

Post a comment before Monday at 5 pm.  The random number generator will choose ten names.  You have until Tuesday noon to send me your addys so I can get your envelopes off to the post office.

One of the reasons I am able to offer these giveaways is due to the extreme kindness shown by readers who have mailed me stamps – again, thanks more than you realize!

Apparently Joe is the only person in the entire Chicagoland area who wants these Pepsi coupons, so he can have all 13.  Had a reader offer to mail me 50 more that she “somehow” accumulated, but I said no.  So Joe, shoot me your addy and it’ll go out in the am mail.

I am currently in possession of 13 of the Brown’s Chicken FREE Pepsi peelies that were on Sunday’s Trib (in the Chicago area).  Since it’s statistically more likely that I’ll be mistaken for Angelina Jolie than visit a Brown’s Chicken within the next two weeks, I’m gonna be giving them away to two readers, 7 to the first winner and 6 to the second.  Should I get more in the next day or so, I’ll just toss them in the envelopes.

So just comment and tell me that you’re Jonesing for a free Pepsi from Brown’s and you’re in.  PITA will pick two winners Tuesday at 5 pm (based upon her previous social commitments of course); it’s up to you to contact me with your addys.  If I don’t get an email sent to the Contact Tab on the top by Wednesday noon, I’ll choose another winner.  Remember, this Brown’s coupons expires 9/28, so time is of the essence here.

Good luck – the losing phrase they say to you when you buy a lottery ticket.

Not from me, silly!  Yahoo is sponsoring this contest.  It’s a celebration of ten years of the William J. Clinton Foundation… Well, say what you will, at least I had money when he was president unlike President Mush4Brains.  Like ’em on FB for a chance to see them all in person on October 15 at the Hollywood Bowl.  Hey, California has got to be warmer than Chicago, right?

and National Library Card Month and National…seems like a little overlap here, ya think?  Well, the ShopAtHome people are celebrating by chatting all about COUPONS! They’ll be discussing how to save money on not only essential items, but on big ticket items, holiday gifts, and the latest fall fashions and electronic must-haves.  The best part is they are offering a giveaway of FIVE $100 giftcards to Sephora and FIVE $50 eCards to ShopAtHome.com.  wow, just wow.  i want mine…

So who do I have to kill to get me some great gift cards you may ask.  Nothing that complicated or messy.  Just go to TweetGrid or TweetChat. Use the hashtag #shopSAH to join in the fun and check in today, Thursday, September 8, 2011, 7-8 p.m. Mountain Time.

Last call for the Miller, Coors and hard liquor rebate forms – I still have some of each (well obviously more of disliked/hated Coors ones).  If you want any, use the contact tab at the top and send me your addy.

PLEASE USE THE GODDESS CONTACT TAB WITH YOUR ADDYS – I’VE ALREADY GOTTEN SOME REQUESTS…but I don’t want anything on a public forum.  Thanks

Got a fat envelope in this morning’s mail.  Five more Miller and hard liquor rebates and something different:  Six DeGiorno “Save $5 off two 12-inch or large pizzas when you buy ONE Miller 12-pk” AND Five Save $3 instantly on salty snacks when you buy One 12-pk Coors. The donor says she’s been stocking up on pistachios like crazy!

Hard to believe that I’m gonna share, but the fact remains that the Goddess has received more rebate forms from the generous and anonymous benefactor.  I now have a total here of 20 of the hard liquor rebates; 13 Coors; 7 Miller and 1 Mondavi.

Don’t forget that ULTRA has the Miller Lite and Coors Light on sale for $5.78 – IL ONLY.  Food4Less has them for $5.98.

Here are the states participating in the BEER rebates:  AK, AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IA, ID, IL, KS, MA, MD, MI, MS, MT, ND, NE, NH, NJ, NM, NV, OH, OK, OR, PA, RI, SC, TN, VT, WA, WI and WY. Whew! This is for the Miller/Coors rebate forms. The Mondavi wine rebate shows no state restrictions.

You have until 9/18 to BUY the stuff; requests must be postmarked by 10/3.

Here are the states participating in BOOZEFEST:  AK, AZ, CO, DE, FL. GA, ID, IL, IA, KY, LA, ME, MD,MI, MN, MT, NY, MO County, NE, NH, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, SC, VT Washington DC, WI, WY and US Military Retail Stores.

You have until 9/15 to BUY the stuff, then until 9/29 for them to receive the rebate.

Amy and Alyssa, you missed the boat on the last giveaway, so shoot me your addys and I’ll get out your Mondavi rebate forms to you right away.  Please let me know if you want any of the other ones.  And this is for everybody:  WHO CARES IF IT SAYS COORS AND YOU HAVE TO BUY IT?  USE IT TO SOAK BRATS, for Christ’s sake:  It’s 25 bucks!  And many, many thanks to Sandy who sent me a strip of postage stamps – seriously nice to receive.

UPDATE ~ UPDATE ~  UPDATE:  Ultra has Bud Light, Miller Lite and Coors Light for $5.78 a 12 pk – Illinois only.

Just got the Food 4Less sales ad and the 12 packs of Miller or Coors are only $5.98!  Pick up the hootch there and run back to Jewel.

Okay, I’m sorry I’m late.  Keep your pants on, you drunks, you.  I have sorted out all the people and requests and will be able to send you all what you requested EXCEPT that I only have 7 Mondavi rebates and 9 requests.  Sorry, Amy and Alyssa, you ride the short bus this field trip.  If anyone wants/need one more beer rebate, let me know.  For some reason, Coors requests were few and far between – got two~poor Bob Seeger…

Note that I will be receiving an additional 18 of the hard liquor rebates, so if you want one of those, too, let me know.  I only have 3 at present so anyone who requested that with a beer or wine rebate will have to wait until (probably) tomorrow when the mail comes in.

Please, all of you send me your mailing addys to the contact tab at the top – I don’t see the need to shame you all in front of the world – or this twisted corner of it, anyway.  But anyway, it’s safe to start stocking up the hooch and saving your receipts – you are all winners or was that whiners.  i get confused…

UPDATE:  I’m getting 18 of the $45 hard liquor rebates in the mail and more of the beer ones.  Apparently people notice the types of readers I tend to attract – am currently seeking cigarette and sexual aid rebates.

Through the kindness of an anonymous reader, I am in possession of SEVEN $25 Miller and FIVE $25 Coors beer rebate forms.   You are required to purchase a 12 pack or larger of Miller Lite, Miller Genuine Draft or MGD 64, together with $100 worth of groceries.  In return you receive a $25 check.   The Coors rebate is the same $100 worth of groceries with a $25 check; you must buy a 12 pack or larger of Coors Light or Coors Banquet.  Both rebates require purchases by 9/18; post-marked by 10/3/1.  Original receipts and UPC from carton required for both.

I also have FIVE Mondavi wine rebates where purchasing $5.01 of meat or seafood nets you a $5 check.  No wine purchase required.  Purchase must be made by 9/30 and postmarked by 10/15.

I am also expecting FIVE of the $45 rebate when you buy five bottles from at least 2 “brands”:  Bacardi Rum, Bombay Sapphire, Cazadores Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Dewars, 42 Below, and Eristoff vodka.  Buy 3 different brands and get $30.  Proof of purchase is register receipt and written UPC code.  Purchase must be made by 9/15; must be received by 9/29.

Let me know what you are interested in:  Coors, Miller, Mondavi and/or the hard stuff rebate forms.  I’ll keep this deal on a sticky until Monday, August 29 at 5 pm so get your comments in.

for those who doubt my veracity

Anyone interested in the $1/2 Bic coupons from 7/31S, let me know and I will also bring a giantico stack of those inserts as well.  Use the coupon to score lots of FREE Bic Wite Out at Staples this week. This deal was in last week’s ad!  Must check dates!!!

I have about 50+ more of the 7/17 S insert with the $2 Keri and .50 Huggies coupons; I’ve clipped out way more than I need.  If anyone is interested in these:

1.  I will be bringing them to the Lisle Public Library as a meeting spot since it’s easy to Google AND has lots of free parking.  You are responsible for clipping your own damned coupons since you’ll be making the cashola.  I’ve got blisters on my fingers thumbs!

2.  Let me know who is interested and your best day.  Since you’ll be in Lisle anyway, you can shop at either the Lisle Wags or Wheaton for hassle-free shopping.  They get additional shipments on Tuesday and Wednesday, so plan after those two days.  Remember that even if they are out of stock on the wipes, you can always get a raincheck because this is not a RR deal; mfr coupon expires 8/13.

now that i have your attention…i have come into a number of the Corona $10 rebate forms that must be postmarked by 8/15/11, for $10 worth of meat, poultry or seafood purchased before 7/31.  If you were hanging on to any of the older Jewel receipts with the free pub burgers, for instance, then comment or drop me a line asking for them.  Sorry for the short timeframe, but better late than never.  I have only sent in one so far (and gotten the check), so have to work fast on this.  The form requires the receipt with the meat purchases circled AND the upc numbers (which is kind of odd, especially since I was list all pub burgers and they had the same numbers).

Any way, let me know as this will be a first come first served giveaway.

I picked up a few more of the two Mambo Sprout coupon booklets, so they’re going out on a first-come-first-serve basis, two coupon booklets of each type until I run out.  These booklets are heavy and I’m cheap, so you must be willing to pick them up at either Wild Bran or Jewel, both in Lisle.  Let me know where and who you are and they’ll be in an envelope at customer service for Jewel and with the owner (well I hope he has no objection…I haven’t asked him yet) of Wild Bran.