Yes, buy one Banana Tree and get another one FREE!  30-day money back guarantee.  Oddly enough, this appeals to me.  It’s hard to buy banana trees, and even more difficult to smuggle them into Chicago – long story here, folks.  So why not?  It’s something totally different – and maybe the Midwest is moving towards temperate winters!

And if bananas aren’t quite your thing, here a deal for Ghost Peppers – the hottest chili pepper in the world!   It’s 1,000,000 Scoville Units (jalapenos are 5,000).  As Featured on Man vs. Food! Buy one and get a cherry pepper plant (60,000 Scoville Units) FREE – only $10 + S&H.  There is a 100%, 30 day, money back guarantee.  Note that this deal ships you seeds, not plants (peppers actually germinate very quickly, so seeds would work out better).