Groupon is selling this 24-Karat Gold Beauty Bar Facial Massager by Pearle for $29.99 –  85% off its $199.99 value.  Click and see more massagers on the page, along with lotions, potions and skin care creams…

• Vibrating bar boosts circulations and relieves tension
• Delivers a deep massage with 6,000 vibrations per minute
• Use for three to five minutes per day
• Twist on/off activation
• 24-karat gold nanometer technology
• 1 AA battery required (not included)
• Dimensions: 7”x2.5”x1.75”