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$5 for a 60-Day BJ’s Membership and a $10 BJ’s Gift Card ($10 Value).  Limit one membership per person; additional two as gifts.  Not valid for active members.

The 60-Day Membership includes access to all 206 BJ’s Wholesale Club, Inc. locations in the U.S., as well as access to exclusive savings and in-Club promotions. The BJ’s Gift Card can be used toward both in-Club purchases and BJ’s Gas.