Enjoy the Master of Sarcasm Tees on Tanga starting at $5.99 for the new ones and $7.99 for older but no more gentle ones – shipping is $1.99.

Tanga is offer this As Seen on TV deal for only $6.99 plus $3.99 shipping for a TWO-PACK($40 retail)!  The Topysy Turvy is the latest and greatest way to grow the luscious fresh tomatoes and herbs you love without back-breaking gardening. The Topsy Turvy Tomato and Herb Planter is the novel way to grow your own fresh fruits and veggies without the backbreaking work. As Topsy Turvy hangs upside down, gravity pulls the water and nutrients directly from the root to the fruit, giving you deliciously ripe tomatoes! It’s simple to use and saves you time and space. Just hang up the planter, place your chosen plants in the bottom and sides, add your favorite potting soil, and water daily. The sun warms the plant like a greenhouse; the root system grows and thrives inside the planter. Plus, hanging in the air helps reduce ground fungus, harmful bacteria, cutworm damage, use of pesticides, digging & weeding and backbreaking work. What’s more, it can also grow cucumbers, peppers, zucchini, and more, perfect for home-made sauces, pizza and salads. Also included in this amazing deal are two tomato/fruit grippers. They securely cradles your foods allowing you to make precise cuts. This is great for creating professional looking garnishes for your favorite dish. The Topsy Turvy also makes the perfect gift for any gardener and is great for those who live in apartments or who have small backyards.

Girls night out? Or just feel like dressing up? We have you covered! This 3-piece lip gloss set has everything you need to dazzle up your lips with about any outfit. The low-tack solution will allow your beauty to shine without being uncomfortable or bearing a sticky mess.  Grab Tanga’s offer of all three lip glosses for $14.99 plus 99¢ shipping ($40 retail).

These men’s and women’s Cushe casual shoes are deeply discounted – about 60% off retail price.  These are not their cheaper shoes, either (Noosa sandals are $70 on Amazon).  sandals…which assumes you have somewhere to go where sandals would be appropriate.  definitely not here in the Midwest…

Get a look at some of these stunners on Tanga’s newest page: Mail-Order Brides and Supplies.  I’d sure be stunned to see one of them show up on my doorstep!

Someone in our warehouse, who shall remain nameless, forgot to properly take inventory on some of Tanga’s products. Now we are stuck with an abundance of crazy good products that have no where to go. So instead of trying to re-organize this huge mess, we figured it would be easier to just cut our losses and pass on these massive savings to you, our loyal tanganites. We’ve got some nicer stuff this time around so your chances of getting a home run are higher than ever!  Well, for $14.99 plus $4.99 shipping, my bag better contain a Chippendale dancer!

The UZI Echo Replica Folding Pocket Knife will make short work of any cutting task, tactical or domestic. Made with a black stainless steel bladeimage material that will be long lasting, reliable and efficient for years of use. For a great feeling knife that won’t let you down in the field, choose the UZI Folding Echo Replica Knife now on Tanga for only $9.99 plus $4.99 shipping.

Be prepared in an emergency with this R46 Emergency Crank AM/FM Radio for only $8.99 plus $2.99 shipping. This handy device features four super bright white LEDs and an AM/FM radio! Simply crank it for three minutes and the R46 will provide up to 15 minutes of radio or 20 minutes of light! It includes a USB port for charging an MP3 player, cell phone and other compatible USB device. This R46 is equipped with a dual-power option – via the built-in rechargeable battery or by installing three (3) AAA batteries (not included)! *Features* * Powered by hand-crank or 3 AAA Batteries (not included) * Type A USB port for charging compatible USB devices w/ AM/FM Radio * Four (4) Super bright white LEDs, Adjustable Light reflector * 3 minutes of winding will provide 15 minutes of radio or 20 minutes of light * Built-in Antenna, Speaker, and rechargeable battery

Mini megaphone for indoor and outdoor use. Ideal for parties, rescue operations, schools, construction sites, football/baseball games and getting even with your noisy neighbors! Easy to handle, made of impact plastic.  Get your megaphone for only $8.99 plus $3.99 shipping.

2-Pack Cardsharp Style Utility Credit Card Knife for $9.99 with FREE shipping.  The CardSharp is a super light and super sharp utility knife, the same size as a credit card. Just three ingenious folding operations transform the card into an elegant pocket utility tool. Slimmer and lighter than an ordinary knife, updated features include a stiffer, polypropylene body (living hinges guaranteed for life) and a unique safety lock (cannot open in pocket or drawer and is child proof). The extra long stainless steel surgical blade ensures longer lasting rust free sharpness and the super light polypropylene body includes a built-in protective sheath that helps prevent injury or blunting.