Some seriously scary stuff here on Tanga’s Self-Defense Closeout page.  I think the 2-pk pepper spray in the pink case or the four-prong stun gun (also in pink) would make nice Mother’s Day gifts…feminine yet practical.

Fruit of the Loom Boys Cotton Long-Sleeve T-Shirts on Tanga are $11.99 a 4-pk plus $3.99 shipping.  Fruit of the Loom – our classic long sleeve tee now looks new longer and is great for any adventure. Offered in a variety of colors, this great layering tee has a lay flat collar, reinforced seams, and is super soft wash after washing.  As always, it’s label-free, so no itchy tag.  Sizes run from XS to XXL.

Tanga has this 2-Pack Microwave Egg Poacher with 4 Egg Cups for only $4.99 plus $2.99 shipping.  If you’ve never poached eggs in a microwave, you will not believe how quick and easy it is!  Really!  PITA just made herself a couple of eggs for breakfast this morning (no school); she uses them all the time (we have two or three).  Crack an egg into the cup after first spraying the bottom with oil (or a smear of butter), add a small amount of water (for steaming), then a tiny knife prick to the yolk to prevent explosions, put the top on and hit the nuke button.  That’s it!  and the only time a tiny prick is a good thing…

Choose from any of the 17 colors of Pashmina scarves selling for $9.99 (83% off) on Tanga and pay only $1.99 for shipping, no matter how many you grab.  These are street vendor prices, as far as I’m concerned.  Pashminas are great ways to dress up an outfit in a hurry when worn as a shawl or wrapped around your neck during most of the year here in the Midwest.

6-Pack Womens Cozy Light Weight Fleece Leggings for only $22.99 plus FREE shipping ($90 retail). Don’t pass up on the incredible comfort and chic style of leggings! With 6 pairs of leggings per order, you’ll just about to be able to wear a different pair of leggings for each day of the week! Available in assorted colors, this deal is guaranteed to fit anybody’s wardrobe! Perfect for pairing with cropped-front tops or with long tunics. The super-stretchy fabric gives you all day comfort, for a look that’s stylish but every bit as comfy as your yoga pants. Available in a one size fits most

Enjoy an entire page of Coleman dehydrated foods for camping and backpacking or surviving Zombies (thought I’d forgotten about them, right? hoping?). I can’t believe what variety you can get these days, either, and since they’re dehydrated, they’re easy to carry.

Tanga has a whole page of Tommy Bahama polarized sunglasses for $34.99 each plus $1.99 shipping – these retail for $129!  Wire rims – check!  Tortoise shell frames – check!  Black, Purple, lots of choices and many tough decisions to make.

Choose any of these winter deals on Tanga starting at 99¢ and pay only one shipping charge, no matter how many you pick: $2.99!  These are garage sale prices (and less than the price of gas to drive to them).

Get either Disney Sheet Comforter Set, Fairies or Spider-Man, for $24.99 plus $4.99 shipping.  Officially licensed twin comforter and sheet set which feature with choice of Disney fairies or Spider-Man. The pieces feature bright, vivid colors in beautiful, comic-book-style art and are machine washable for easy care.

I can imagine many uses for this Ultimate Physical Therapy Massager – 10 Intensity Levels and 6 Massage Modes – burning through lots of batteries… Check out the entire page of Tanga Electronics – many have FREE shipping!