Don’t bother entering this AARP path to retirement sweepstakes…

Cause the $50k is MINE ALL MINE! But if you must… you have to be 40+. Cause it’s AARP. That’s kind of generous, even. Enter on over here, and maybe I’ll let you win one of the $25 Visa gift cards they are also giving away.

Then again, maybe I’ll just win $25,000

It could happen. Like they say: You can’t win if you don’t play. So play already. This is AARP, so you gotta be 45 to play brain games and enter to win their $25,000 grand prize or $25 daily Visa gift card giveaways.

BP fuel discount promotion

Interesting email from BP:

 With summer starting and vacations on many Chicagoans’ radars, I’d like to provide your readers a chance to save some money on fuel as they plan their travels. To celebrate Chicago baseball, BP is giving away 45,000 gasoline discounts from now until a June 21st drawing.  Your Illinois-area readers can register every day from now until then to improve their odds at winning discounted fuel. If selected, they will be notified via email with a unique CPG discount code that is good for one use for up to 20 gallons.

 To register, your readers can go to http://www.bpcrosstowncup.com.

Well, dayum, folks, sign me up!  I’m still on the Mobil Speedpass .15 per gallon rebate for another couple of weeks, then I switch to the Shell gas cards I got from CVS.  If I could swing some almost-free BP gas, well, that would be a three-peat, wouldn’t it?  Okay, I just signed up.  It first asks for DOB, then your name, address, phone and email.  You do not need to accept promotional emails.

Royal Canin Treatment Sweepstakes

Royal Canin has a line of X-Small food, especially designed for dogs under 8 pounds – you know, bait (only kidding, ’cause my moosies are all punies).  Get a lifetime of grooming, food and an accessories shopping spree as the winner of the Royal Canin Treatment Sweepstakes.