$89 for a Three-Day Juice Cleanse from Standard Market ($126 Value).  Pick up your three-day supply of CLEAN&pressed Juice at the concierge desk on Mondays or Fridays while supplies are available. Orders must be placed using Standard Market’s online booking system by noon on the day before pick-up. The cleanse includes 18 raw, vegan juices (three of each kind).  Valid at either the Naperville or Westmont locations.  Limit one per person; additional two as gifts.

Not making any jokes ’cause they’ve sold enough of these to make me wonder…