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And yet more staycation deals: A Fireworks Cruise or a Brunch/Lunch Sail with a boxed meal for $67. Boxed meal (with water or soda) is provided by Fox & Obel, so you know they’re not scrimping of the food. Limit ten per person; does not include Chicago’s 9% sales tax.
$29 for a one-hour massage and pain consultation ($164 value) from New Health Centers. Valid at any of their fifteen locations, but only for location selected. New Health Centers’s doctors investigate the causes of pain and aim to soothe it naturally with a 60-minute therapeutic massage. During a 10- to 20-minute initial consultation, chiropractors delve into patients’ health histories to see when aches first appeared and how long they’ve been impeding daily activities such as walking and restful sleeping. Palpation and other diagnostic measures seek out the root source of each individual’s symptoms during a comprehensive evaluation. The massage therapist, under the doctor’s direction, artfully kneads muscles and joints to exorcise pain without turning to drugs or surgery. Limit one Groupon per person; two additional as gifts. Valid for new customers only.
Riley’s Gathering Place in Elmhurst has $30 worth of American fare and drinks for $15. Limit one Groupon per person; additional two as gifts.