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$18 for a 75 minute Chicago River Architecture Tour and drink (up to $34 value) on Wendella Boats. For almost 80 years, Wendella has been navigating the Chicago River and Lake Michigan so if you are planning a day downtown with family, grab this Groupon now – they’ve already sold almost a 1,000!
$15 for ten small Blizzards at Dairy Queen in Homewood ($32.90 value). You get a punch card, silly, you don’t eat them all at one time…although you could…
Paintball for two ($30), four 59), or eight ($110) with marker, equipment, and 250 paintballs per person (up to 70% off) on a 143 acre playing field at CPX Sports in Joliet.