Star Trek Garden Gnomes – omg

jjng_star_trek_tng_garden_gnomes_gridThinkGeek has Star Trek TNG Garden Gnomes…words fail me.  and yet i want them.

  • Picard – Engage!
  • Riker – Set beard to stunning
  • Data – My neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns
  • Worf – ghIqtal (To the death!)
  • Borg – We are the Borg, resistance is futile.

If you’re more of a purist, ThinkGeek also has Star Trek The Original Series garden gnomes for the same price.
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Star Trek White Noise Machine on ThinkGeek…of course!

ivmt_st_white_noise_sleep_machineThe Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine provides the low thrum of a familiar spacecraft exploring some corner of an as-yet-unknown galaxy to gently lull you to sleep. Use the easy-to-navigate LCARS touch screen display to select a ship or station, whose schematic will pop up in the next window.  At $149.99, it’s not as cheap as drugs from India, but way cooler!