Star Trek Garden Gnomes – omg

jjng_star_trek_tng_garden_gnomes_gridThinkGeek has Star Trek TNG Garden Gnomes…words fail me.  and yet i want them.

  • Picard – Engage!
  • Riker – Set beard to stunning
  • Data – My neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns
  • Worf – ghIqtal (To the death!)
  • Borg – We are the Borg, resistance is futile.

If you’re more of a purist, ThinkGeek also has Star Trek The Original Series garden gnomes for the same price.

Star Trek White Noise Machine on ThinkGeek…of course!

ivmt_st_white_noise_sleep_machineThe Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine provides the low thrum of a familiar spacecraft exploring some corner of an as-yet-unknown galaxy to gently lull you to sleep. Use the easy-to-navigate LCARS touch screen display to select a ship or station, whose schematic will pop up in the next window.  At $149.99, it’s not as cheap as drugs from India, but way cooler!

ThinkGeek has Next Gen Family Car Decals!

Untitled Bring your automobile into the 24th century with this pack of Star Trek: The Next Generation Family Car Decals. It has all the main characters, plus some personal favorites. There’s even a Borg Queen to display with or without her body. Get the entire officially-licensed set for only $14.99 plus shipping (different options for shipping).  If your order is $50+, use promo code PEWPEWPEW and you’ll get at least 20% off (higher amounts for larger orders).

Characters include:

  • Tall characters (4 3/4″ tall): Jean-Luc Picard, William Riker, Data, Geordi La Forge, Tasha Yar, Worf, Deanna Troi, Beverly Crusher, Reginald Barclay, Guinan, Miles O’Brien, Alyssa Ogawa, Borg (male), Borg (female), Q, Lursa & B’Etor (one sticker), Sela, Gul Madred, Gowron
  • Short characters (3 3/4″ tall): Young Jean-Luc Picard, Young William Riker, Young Data, Young Geordi La Forge, Young Tasha Yar, Alexander Rozhenko, Wesley Crusher, Borg (male), Borg (female)
  • Other: Livingston (1″ tall), Spot (1 1/2″), Borg Queen Head (3 1/4″) + Borg Queen Body (3 1/2″), ST:TNG logo