Apparently we’ve been going about this couponing thing all wrong! We don’t need food to live, so why waste the time and money? Here’s a CNN Money article about the Breatharian philosophy which requires only the energy of the Universe to survive..
Whether it’s powdered, filled, or a hot Original Glazed®, stop by Krispy Kreme to enjoy a free doughnut tomorrow. Plus, earn 10% cash back on all purchases with Ibotta! What’s Ibotta? It’s an APP for smart phones that pays you cash for buying stuff you’re buying anyway! Buy certain products from participating retailers, scan the product UPC and your receipt and get cash back in your Ibotta account.
and now, an important announcement from your gas company…
“Billions of hot dogs go unloved in America each summer grilling season,” notes Mark Beierle, HORMEL® Chili Brand Manager. “That’s why we’re reminding Americans that smothering their hot dog with chili is an easy way to demonstrate affection. Hot dogs also taste really good that way.” Check out the Lost Dog and Vet Visit Gone Wrong commercials. Or the Pepperoni One Man Band.
Time was when you only needed to learn Klingon and Romulan, but now the universe has opened up…
The University of California at Berkeley is offering a summer class in the Dorthraki’s native tongue. And it’s led by Berkeley alum, linguist David J. Peterson, who created both languages for the critically acclaimed HBO show.
When your look needs a little extra je ne sais quoi, top it off with a pair of Just Nips stick on nipples. Wear on top of bras or directly against the skin. Comes in two varieties – Cold and Freezing – and a pack of two is $9.99. Made in Michigan with fake pearls; GMO-free.
The Home Run Inn Dock Sale is tomorrow, Friday, April 7th, from 1-5 at their corporate headquarters in Bolingbrook (click here for map).
Thrift pizzas are those that didn’t make the cosmetic grade. Retail bulk are perfect and you pay more.
They’ll wheel out and load your purchases – they’re very well organized.
JAB Holdings, the owner of Caribou Coffee and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, said on Wednesday it would buy bakery chain Panera Bread Co for $7.2 billion, as it expands its coffee and breakfast empire through the biggest-ever U.S. restaurant deal. Read the rest of the article here.
gah!!! It’s like Whole Food pushing Twinkies
The sweeping percussion, rapid-fire rapping and soaring singing are transformed using marimbas, glockenspiels, wood blocks, and more delicate percussion,” states a press release for the album. “An ideal stepping-stone for the original, ‘Lullaby Renditions of Songs From Hamilton’ is the perfect entry into the world of ‘Hamilton’ for the whole family.” The album includes eight lullaby versions of Hamilton songs – – you can hear 1:30 minute previews on Amazon. Hey, they have Queen B!
Adweek has rounded up an incredible way to
waste spend your day – – watching April Fool’s ads from major brands. I want that Honda Blend (fits in your cupholder!). Think I’ll pass on Cheetos spray-tan though…