new Align® probiotics settlement

There’s a new settlement from a class action lawsuit for Align® probiotic supplements.  “Have you purchased and used Align® probiotic supplements, but received no digestive relief or other digestive benefit? If so, you may be entitled to a refund as part of a class action settlement.”

Refund does not require receipts, luckily, since the dates range from 2009 through 2016.  Total is three boxes compensation and I know we’ve had drugstore deals on these products in the past.

and you thought your haircut was bad…

Bad Haircut

A State Street hair stylist allegedly snipped a customer’s ear on purpose during a botched haircut before the holidays.

 Stylist Khaled A. Shabani, 46, began to twist the customer’s ear after telling the man he was fidgeting and moving his head, DeSpain said.

“While it is not a crime to give someone a bad haircut, you will get arrested for intentionally snipping their ear with a scissors,” DeSpain said.

 With the shortest possible attachment, the clipper was run down the middle of the customer’s head by Shabani, “leaving him looking a bit like Larry from the ‘Three Stooges,’” DeSpain said.  Read the whole story here.

oooh, again the IRS wants me

Okay, got another one of those “IRS” calls this morning. Here’s the transcript (grammar fails and all) and what I’d like someone to do:
This is a final notice from the IRS, that’s Internal Revenue Service. The reason of this call is to inform you that IRS is filing a lawsuit against your name and there is a warrant out for your arrest. For further details about this case file, call us immediately on our department number that is 206-278-2074. I repeat, it’s 206-278-2074.
I’d like someone to call the number using a virtual number or someone else’s phone and let us know what they say to try and pry cash out of your wallet. Are they amenable to coupons?